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How do you make new Wifi things?

Children are curious creatures, which is great because that desire for knowledge is a natural learning catalyst. Like most young lads, when our boys want to know something, they fire off a question.

I realized about a week ago that we must get asked 100 questions or more per day (which would be on average 2-3 questions per child per hour while we’re out and about during the day). Some days I think it must be closer to 200 when the curiosity is really humming. It’s understandable that what we’re doing is generating a ton of questions, but sometimes it does get a little draining!

For safety, it’s always a good idea to wear sunglasses inside at night while eating gelato

One tactic I’ve been using, partially for entertainment and partially to reduce the number of certain types of questions, is to start singing when I get asked something like, “When will the train be here?” (when it’s already late), or “Will the wifi in our apartment work?” These are basically questions about information we’re all naturally going to learn about at the same time in the near future. I got tired of saying “I don’t know,” or “We’ll see,” so many times per day, so now when they ask me one of these questions I immediately and loudly sing a little ditty to the tune of Raffi’s “The More We Get Together”. (See this Raffi video at the 1:20 mark for the tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-MQBa4WRpI). Instead of Raffi’s version, I sing, “We’ll AAaall find out togETHer, togETHer, togETHer”. Works pretty well!

Quick visit to Verona Arena on our way from Milan to Venice

A few days ago, I started writing some questions down as I thought it would be fun to have a list showing the broad range of topics we’re asked to opine on in a given day. Here are just a few of the ones that stuck out:

  • How do you make new wifi things?
  • Why are there so many corks in there?
  • How does someone get famous–do they just tell someone something about themselves and then that person tells someone else and so on?
  • How long does a bee sting hurt for?
  • Are we just going to sit here for 25 minutes?
  • Do you know why this train is particularly crowded?
  • Do you think it (the crowded train) will clear up?
  • Is it possible to cancel a 911 call?
  • Does Croatia have good grocery stores?
  • Are you using any muscles when you sleep?
  • Do you think anyone has ever pulled out a tooth and some gum came with it?
  • What did Saint Nick do to become famous?
  • Do you think Saint Nick was funny?
  • Have you ever seen a flying car?
  • What is gambling online? I know it’s a job, but what is it?
  • Will the mountains all be melted?
  • Does Adam Levine smoke?
  • Why do you have two cent pennies?
  • Where should I put this pit?
  • How long has it been since we passed that Bentley the first time?
  • What’s the fastest anyone has ever gone skiing?
  • Are moles courageous?
  • How do people lose their legs?
  • Do you know where Santas live? Like the people who sit on a chair and try to get people to sit on their lap?
  • Why are dimples caused?
  • If I was a bird, would you be freaked out? I mean, like, would you be scared of me?
  • How do people balance even though their bodies are bigger than their legs?
  • How much information do you know about Usain Bolt?
  • Is a shark a fish or is it a type of fish?
  • Do you know why or how people hypnotize other people?
  • What was I about to say when I tried to tell you something?

If you can relate, or if you have the answers to any of these questions, or if you’d like to ask us any of your own questions, please let us know in the comment section!

Playing with one of about ten wooden toys set out in a piazza in Menaggio (town on Lake Como)
Riding a funicular in Lugano…apparently without Findlay’s body
Touring Teatro alla Scala in Milan
Outside Verona Arena
This train was very packed and so hot! We had to stand (and sweat) in between carriages

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